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"Come here, rude boy, boy: can you get it up? Come here, rude boy, boy: is you big enough?"

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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How does this have over 15,000 notes it happened like an hour ago.
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mcsingle:

i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes

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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

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teapayne:

If Alvin and the Chimpmunks: Chipwrecked doesn’t win every MTV movie award tonight i’m so done

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Im not saying Im a gold digger, but does anyone want to buy me a lot of expensive stuff in exchange for my sortof undying love?
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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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thischarmingalex:

im so hip im practically a pelvis

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